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[22 Jun 2009|10:32pm] |
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this morning i got my period. the first thing i do of course is share this joyful news with the world via facebook. five minutes later my mum's phone rang and it's my uncle complaining that such outrageous, unladylike internet behaviour might damage my great-uncle's (who sometimes checks his kids' facebooks) delicate sensibilities. don't people menstruate back in the day? at the very least they should be glad that i'm not pregnant. sheesh.
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| I was born a Catholic, you know. |
[02 Jun 2009|04:48pm] |
Dear God, please tell me the super inappropriate girl boner I currently have will pass. Whatever happened to getting thirty year olds to play high school kids? That was a much simpler time.
Speaking of which, can magazines for supposedly adult women please stop asking children for advice? Miley Cyrus is a child, people. She's not even old enough to watch an R-rated movie by herself.
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| Smrt people r hot. |
[21 Apr 2009|09:59pm] |
Oh, Stephen Fry. I love you so much for knowing that. Believe it or not I had an internet argument about that very topic, clearly having lived in the bloody country my whole life is inferior to a Google search.
I've always asked everyone what the hell "masuk angin" is in English. Nobody knows. Apparently not even Stephen Fry. I get it once a week.
Edit: LOL oh, internets. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gua_Sha
Gah.
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[13 Apr 2009|06:39pm] |
"Barry, it's okay you didn't like Broken Hearts Club or Kiss Me, Guido. Let me tell you a little secret that we try to keep within the community: Gay movies suck. But until the laws change, we're still obligated to go see 'em."
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